With a straight face Barack Obama promised to create millions of union jobs. He sure is ambitious, that one.
Of course, these millions of jobs will be in alternative energy. He’s worked out a plan with T. Boone Pickens and Nancy Pelosi. He’ll pay for all of these fake jobs by “ending tax breaks for companies that move overseas.” He’s said that before, I’m sure of it. I just don’t know if anyone has ever asked him to explain what that actually means. If a company moves overseas, won’t they be paying taxes to the government…..where they’ve moved?
Obama then reiterated that Republicans would try to scare people by telling them ”He’s young, he’s got a funny name, he’s not patriotic.” For some strange reason, Obama never denies that any of that is true. So what he’s really saying is “I’m young, I’ve got a funny name and I’m not patriotic.”
From there it just gets more and more ridiculous. He said we should be using Iraq war money to “rebuild Virginia.” What?! What happened to Virginia? Was there a disaster I didn’t hear about?
He capped it all off with the biggest lie of the week. He told the people of Martinsville, VA that he would wake up every day in the White House thinking about them.
Soon he’ll be telling us he can turn water into wine.