Good grief, even a one man magic act is subject to intense federal regulation because he uses a bunny rabbit in his show.
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Yes, you read that right, he needs a disaster plan for his rabbit. Can they get any more absurd?
Now that the feds have been called out on this they promise to review the regulation and start applying common sense. We’ll have to wait and see if that ever happens. I think I have a better chance of pulling a rabbit out of my hat.