Thanks to my hard working stalkers I’m now on the mailing list of the new non-profit group Organizing for Action. Of course, dear comrades, they did not encounter any of the problems with the IRS that tea party groups were subjected to. If they had been, our Dear Leader might not be able to send us messages like this one. He really needs our help, and has sent us a very special message! Please, never mind those “phony scandals.”
My sincerest apologies, comrades. I would normally try to transcribe messages such as this one, but after a while Dear Leader just starts to sound like one of the adults in an episode of Charlie Brown.