Mar
04

Branding the Porkulus

By Lonely Conservative

You can think of The One when you see this little sign while you’re stuck in traffic for six hours on the PA Turnpike, Long Island Expessway or whatever “shovel ready” highway the Porkulus funds are poured into. If you’re lucky you’ll be stuck in traffic on your way to work. If things don’t go as promised, chances are you won’t see any of these signs unless you pass them on your way to the unemployment office.

Come to think of it, this emblem should be emblazoned on the walls of every unemployment office in the nation (with the exception of those that refuse the Porkulus). While you’re collecting extended unemployment benefits you’ll remember who to thank for your lack of work.

Maybe these signs will appear at all the new community clinics. Make sure you know who to blame thank when your wait time exceeds three hours.

ACORN should be required to wear this emblem on their brownshirts when they’re out intimidating voters and breaking into private property.

Where else should this emblem appear? If they’re going to brand it, let’s make sure they put the mark on everything!

H/T: Hot Air

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Comments

  1. TMurphy says:

    I’m really sick by the whole thing. OBAMA WON!!! SO DID THE DEMOCRATS!! The ONE (Obama) and the Democrats will win everything. The Republicans have no control over this nor the numbers to stop them.

    Could you tell me this? I hear electricity, gas, etc. (and if I’m wrong I just don’t have the time to look it up which is why I rely on your site and other conservative site), will increase 80%.

    I’m guessing that means we need to go green in order to save the shirts off our backs. Surely it will be cheaper in the long run to go solar, wind mills, etc. for the FAKE GLOBAL WARMING!

    PREDICTION: REPUBLICANS GO SPEND THE MONEY NOW ON NON-CARBON IDEALS! AND DEMOCRATS WHO CAN’T AFFORD IT GET AN INCREASE ELECTRICITY BILL TO EVEN FURTHER PUT THEM DOWN INTO POVERTY!

    Let’s Ban together as Republicans against the extreme costs for NON-CARBON prices for stuff that everyone will have to pay. Is there a way of going with NON-CARBON energy while a bit costly will be less costly than what OBAMA will do.

    This bill by OBAMA should eliminate the Democrat’s all together. THEY WON’T HAVE MONEY TO FUND ANY OTHER LEFT WING IDEALISTS!

  2. Kate says:

    They should put the emblem on all of our utility bills which are sure to increase, as T Murphy points out.

  3. Greenschemes says:

    Im a conservative Republican who believes in Green. The problem is that if you put the government in charge of anything they will take a 1 million dollar program that requires 5 people and turn it into a ONE BILLION DOLLAR program with 1000 employees in 250 offices in 50 states to simply dole out 100,000 dollars in grant money.

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